A Fox News Host’s Strange Backstory Shows How Liberals Lost Comedy

Hill Country Bluff News on Instagram: "Governor Greg Abbott has officially enrolled at Texas State University (on academic probation) to pursue a political science degree, insisting it’s “time to finally figure out what this whole government thing is about.” Eager for the full college experience, he’s reportedly trying to rush three fraternities at once and has already been spotted shotgunning a White Claw on a Lime scooter. Sources say he’s excited to meet his new brothers come this fall. #greg