The arrest report states that while Shane Lynch was being questioned about the alleged incident, he reportedly "began to grab his penis and urinate again."

The steady vroom of "Living In Fast Forward" kicked things off with a good-time charge, and Kenny Chesney never let up on that front.

The incident unfolded in the front row pit when Lynch, who appeared to be "heavily intoxicated," unzipped his pants and began urinating on a woman. Suddenly feeling something wasn't right, the woman turned around and caught Lynch in the act — midstream — destroying her brand-new $180 leather Ariat cowgirl boots.